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Virtual Normality 2

by Cosmic Bos

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Andrew Hartshorn
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Andrew Hartshorn The Jackson 2 hit the spot again with their blend of catchy chorus’ and clever lyrics. “Nun in a kayak” now there’s a title I bet you thought you’d never hear. Favorite track: Morning Coffee.
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1.
MORNING COFFEE by Andy Jackson Sunrise marks our point of entry The alarm doesn’t ease you in gently don’t ask questions or interact with me Till I’ve had at least my morning coffee It maybe bright but my head is cloudy It’s far too early for Lewis Capaldi Why is the radio always mocking me Before I’ve even had my morning coffee Oh cruel cruel world These beans they bind I need these filters For the daily grind Only just up and already in mourning Meant to feel great but just feel appalling You’ll get no well wishing or clarity Until I’ve had at least my morning coffee A groggy mind full of nighttime fluff Knee jerk reactions flinging off the cuff Yeah blah de blah it is my destiny To save the world, but first morning coffee Oh cruel cruel fate In myself I find Thinky me don’t straight Till I’ve caffeinated my mind Stuff needs sorting it’s a total mess But with this strong brew I’m pretty impressed I’ve started glowing I’m the buzzyist bee Now I’ve hardlined in my morning coffee Just don’t do research or look anything up You won’t be pleased with how it gets to your cup It’s a dire and troubled history Perilous journey of the morning coffee Oh cruel cruel trade Damages untold Treacherous escapade All of the brain cells dulled Oh cruel cruel world These beans they bind I need these filters For the daily grind
2.
BURNING RINGS OF POWER by Andy Jackson Amazon is just fan baiting us To avoid what we all want to discuss The shoddy writing and the plotted holes Not race relations or switched gender roles The house of mouse ironic juggernaut Are the bad guys in the franchise they bought So marvel at the huge quality drop The train wrecks speeding and will never stop This macabre puppet show has seriously got to go It hides the truly ominous things Use the knife in our back to cut the strings If we say no what can they do? There are no grounds for forcing you No one really has any clue Just look it up for goodness sake You get five minutes in your break Wisdom comes when we discuss The secrets always ominous Power corrupts, distorts desires Hired to fight not cause the fires Spinning lies to stay on top For all our sake this has to stop Various factions blocking interactions all day So much more left to say We just get in the way of the plans With our constant substantial demands To be treated equally By that I mean socially Watching the burning rings of power Total waste of an hour or 8 A whole work day and a break Basically slapping the Tolkien estate No thank you Bezos This I will not watch
3.
NUN IN A KAYAK by Andy Jackson Nun in a kayak On a deified lake Going it alone was her biggest mistake Pop up a level Sis tenet wake Circling solos civic systems break Getting half way and turning back quick She ate all the carrot and then ate the stick When the palindrome calls her home she will obey Looping the timeline into a two noon day Dear Hannah it’s in the word play You’re doomed to repeat them today And tomorrow probably the same Get ready to reset the game Nun in a kayak Madam of the sea A blip on a radar is all she might be Bob up a level All tenet be gone She did it alone and nothing went wrong Getting half way and turning back fast All future decisions were made in the past If the palindrome gets her home she’ll be amazed Reliving the wow till the ending of days Oh Anna it’s words on a page Just a looping transitional phase Repaper to hide all the cracks It’s all simply fudging the stats When the palindrome sends her home she’ll be just fine Just a nun in a kayak with some Jesus blood wine
4.
FALSE PROMISES Lyric by Cosmic Bos Old whiskey in a teacup, the wishes in the jar A fantasy in transit that went a stop too far But times a one way ticket that always ends in dead Waiting on a no show is all we did instead of living I can’t promise anything It could ruin everything I won’t promise anything That could ruin everything Thinly vailed desires honestly just won’t fly Salt the wounds with tears you’ve dehydratedly cried See me flaws and all, a simple solve enigma Just trying to get by while blinded by the stigma I will promise everything Just to feel anything I have promised everything Just to feel something, anything
5.
SPACESHIP EARTH 🌍 🛸 by Andy Jackson Wake up, you’ve slept too long The alarm suggests somethings wrong There’s a crack in the cryostasis It’s classified and on a need to know basis Looks like the starships been on autopilot But let’s face facts no one knows how to fly it We’re just in a constant tail spin How do we get out of this mess we’re in It’s planet size with no way to steer Let’s hope we don’t hit any asteroids dear The course of history changed in a blip We’re just the passengers on the Earth Spaceship Seeded here quite a long time ago The solar panels in the sea will all glow We try to break it with all that we’re worth Massive damage to our home, spaceship Earth The maintenance crew Have got too much to do Let’s keep our cabins clean and tidy Pretend we’ve got inspection Friday Twenty to a single berth Economy class on spaceship Earth Let’s treat our ship with more respect From captain down to lower deck Coz if the engine blows a gasket It’s hell time for us without the basket Beautiful Earth spaceship Sorry we treat you so badly Beautiful Earth spaceship We love you

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5 new songs, 4 of which come from the Music Weeklies Hashtag challenge on Twitter, 1 which is a Cosmic Bos mix of a phenomenal song by Andrew Hartshorn.

Last year we made Virtual Normality as a statement of where we intended to take Cosmic Bos in the future, and as a template for what we have done this year (2022) it worked out nicely, plus it had an awesome cover done by iamGecko.

So as we reach the ending of 2022 we wanted to honour where our direction seems to be going, with the tail end of '22 having been music challenge time (much like the first half of the year was), and developing deeper musical connections with fellow artists, and becoming more involved in the musical community on the interweb thanks to The Album Writing Club and Music Weeklies, as well as Nick having another baby (Outer Space Jazz) and Theo growing up fast (Space Baby Classic), as well as the world crumbling apart around us all, it's seemed only prudent to do a sequel to Virtual Normality.

So we tweaked the colours of the cover, added a big 2 and slapped 5 songs on it just like the first.

Hope you enjoy it

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released November 11, 2022

Tracks 1,2,3 and 5 - Music by Nick Jackson and Andy Jackson, lyrics by Andy Jackson
Track 4 - Music by Andrew Hartshorn & Natalie Williams Calhoun, lyrics and vocals by Andy Jackson, Remixed by Nick Jackson

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Cosmic Bos Lancing, UK

Cosmic Bos consists of Andy and Nick Jackson, Brothers from Brighton, UK.
Bos work with many other artists to flesh out their unique sound, ranging from improvisation to improv squared, and normal albums too.
Cosmic Bos make a podcast too

Collaborators include: Joe Philogene, Chris Mace, Anya Louisa, TexMex Sharmen, Rough Citizen, Donny Stax and many more.
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