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nude beginnings
03:07
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NUDE BEGINNINGS
Lyrics by Andy Jackson
It starts, restarts
Resets broken hearts
False start, no probs
New style, new jobs
All movement, no pace
No shame in about-face
Launching from any position
Ultimately it’s your decision
Old habits die hard
Luck will turn on every card
From nude beginnings
Some we lose and some we’re winning
All constantly growing
Always learning never knowing
Reset, all new beginnings
Appear just as something’s ending
Thin plot, wide holes
Lacking in any style or goals
Dead weight, needs shedding
Change the patterns when you change the bedding
Go big or go home
Life is but a struggle if you go it alone
New names, new faces
Changed lanes, changed paces
From nude beginnings
Some grow strong and some are thinning
Spinning the constant gambling
Some get dropped, some you’re handling
No sweat, it’s all the same
We all return from where we came
Or do we?
We don’t know
How could we?
But time tho!
It’s tricky
Let’s new be
From humble nude beginnings
Some we lose and some we’re winning
Stay still, everything’s always moving
Some things degrade, other’s are improving
Get set, to embrace change
It’s happening don’t matter what you say
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2. |
make good our escape
03:28
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MAKE GOOD OUR ESCAPE
Lyrics by Andy Jackson
Trap set and bait laid
Bad news in a cascade
Bite the lemon for the bitter reflex
Smart cookies sealed in see-through Perspex
The systems footing always squashes the grape
Just grab the wine and we’ll make good our escape
Have a slice, the files baked in the cake
Distract the guards and we’ll make good our escape
Before it’s too late
Dumb founders never finding the dumb
Compound pressure under the greasy thumb
What kind of idiots do they think we are?
All this shoving is pushing us too
Solve the puzzle or get burnt at the stake
Here’s a shovel, let’s make good our escape
Rita Hayworth dazzles while we’re awake
Stash the papers let’s make good our escape
Regulations wrapped in endless red tape
Get the green light, and we’ll make good our escape
Beware the fruits that are offered by the snake
Apply the oil, let’s make good our escape
Slip away, quietly
False bottomed trousers, all these IDs are fake
Don’t know the lingo, let’s make good our escape
From crummy ideas special plans can take shape
Bribe the warden, and make good our escape
Paths of destruction, nothing left in the wake
Slip on disguises, we’ll make good our escape
To find the treasures just follow Nathan Drake
A quip or two then we’ll make good our escape
Just to get through the day
Escape in our own way
Together
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3. |
idiots
04:48
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IDIOTS
Lyrics by Andy Jackson
Beavis and Butt-Head impression
Idiots, everywhere
Thinking they are running things
Idiots, everyday
Plotting downfalls, pulling strings
Idiots, never despair
Causing chaos, they don’t care
No concepts of just or fair
Idiots, left in charge
Ignorant to their mirage
Idiots, flippantly
Shaking up the idiocy
Idiots, born and bred
Brain cells lacking in the head
Burning progress in the shed
Idiots, failing up
Breaking rules and talking fluff
Idiots, keeping us down
Making us all look like clowns
Idiots, losing track
Being dumb and talking smack
Idiots, lack the facts
And we all pay the stupid tax
Surrounded so we can’t relax
Idiots, on our case
Hanging on by a shoe lace
Idiots, ruining lives
Why does this stupid still thrive
How are we all still alive?
Pursuit of knowledge
The worlds a college
And we are sponges
All taking plunges Into the unknown
Sure it’s tough and we will grown
But this place is all our home
And problems don’t get solved alone
It’s a fierce dichotomy
The more we learn the more we see
We can’t escape stupidity
It benchmarks infinity
Cooperation is the key
Ideas can squash idiocy
Nostalgia for a long lost past
That’s been rebooted and recast
But history reveals weird patterns
Science it and see what happens
Nothings real and nothing matters
Learn the truth and the mind shatters
Idiots, idiots
It’s all so ruddy clear to see
Idiots, dear idiots
Edging the catastrophe
Take a look could it be?
The idiots are you and me?
Yeah probably
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WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
Lyrics by Andy Jackson
We have been cursed with existing
During strange and troubled times
While natures basic edicts are labelled as crimes
Understanding trickles slowly
Our hubris blinds us through
But we are all in this together not catching the clues
Know yourself, to know someone else
Let’s grow, and have some fun
We are all in this together
We are all in this together
Always winning forever
If we work together, strengthen our tethers
It’s about cooperation
Overcoming crushing trials
Spreading understanding through genuine smiles
At the core we all drummers
Dancing to Gia’s beating heart
Through syncopated rhythms we can all play a part
So love yourself, to love someone else
Then go, love everyone
We are all in this together
We are all in this together
You and me winning forever
Because we got together regardless of the weather
Forgive yourself, to forgive everyone else
Then glow along with everyone
We are all in this together
We are all in this together
Flocking like birds of a feather
We all win together in the eternal forever
We are all in this together
We are all in this together
It doesn’t go on forever
So let’s get together, be altogether
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5. |
razzmajazz
02:28
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RAZZMAJAZZ
Lyrics by Andy Jackson
I’m really sorry, this spots taken
These eggy eyes are waking bacon
The sunny side got mowed this morning
And crop circles are now just boring
We smoke the razzmajazz
From the tiny green bags
And shoot mushroom zombies
With our vibrating pads
It’s all so breezy bright
Just wets the appetite
Anytime day or night
Get razzmajazzed just right
Did the aliens give any clues
There must be something here that we can use
Let me guess, they failed to mention
This is old news in their dimension
Consume the razzmajazz
Mumbled through glitter gags
With trending attitudes
We all consume the fads
And parrot back concepts
That lick the window sense
Fallen face first into
The rusty barbed wire fence
Flashy animations
Fake abominations
It’s just the razzmajazz
Hiding the steep price tags
A show off attitude
In the emperors rags
Not meaning to be rude
But please just be yourself
Put down the razzmajazz
I’m thinking of your health
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6. |
there is no a.i in team
04:17
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THERE’S NO A.I IN TEAM
Lyrics by Andy Jackson
It got stuck on a bundle download
Rebooted in a human safe mode
Can’t seem to see the sites through the code
Glitch afflictions in every abode
Crossed wires thread the tapestry
Homework written by Chat GPT
Fingertip knowledge holds our destiny
Rewriting all of human history
It’s all just zeros and ones to me
So why
Do I work my whole life
For A.I
To do it faster then I, ever possibly could
Ideas doused in buckets of water
Classrooms full of lambs for the slaughter
Ripe minds spoiled by robotic talkers
Forcing us all to become multitask auteurs
Do it all with no margin to falter
Why
Should I work all my life
For A.I
To do it better then I, ever plausibly could
So why
Am I edging the knife
When A.I
Does it better then my sorry ass ever could
Oh Why
Do I work all the time
If A.I
Doesn’t even have to try, not even a little bit
So why
Am I wasting my time
Since A.I
Does this stuff on the fly, no sweat no aching
Don’t blame me
I was programmed this way
You’re just lazy
And in constant decay
While I, A.I
On a meteoric rise
No limits no skies
Just power supplies
Why
Should I work all my life
For A.I
To do it better then I, ever plausibly could
So why
Am I edging the knife
When A.I
Does it better then my sorry ass ever could
Oh Why
Do I work all the time
If A.I
Doesn’t even have to try, not even a little bit
So why
Am I wasting my time
Since A.I
Does this stuff on the fly, no sweat no aching
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7. |
earth's children
04:31
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EARTH’S CHILDREN ft. Joe Philogene and Dayne Howcroft
Lyrics by Andy Jackson
Through whistling leaves and creaking trunks
Rhythmic breath of the oceans touch
Burrow to escape frosty intrusions
Satellite surfing the astral illusions
It’s easy to claim
That we’re all the same
We are all Earth’s children
Born to explore the ceilings and floors
Always more questions and always more doors
Such gilded cages we lock ourselves in
Putting in no effort but expecting to win
So come hug it out
It’s what it’s about
We are all Earth’s children
Breaking everything that we can
Stealing the wheels off our neighbours pram
Mother won’t keep us in check she’s busy
And our out the back smoking has made her go all dizzy
We have to keep our own bedrooms tidy
It’s our responsibility
It’s why we are free
We are the Earth’s children
In our DNA
In how we play
We are all Earth’s children
Pick up and clean
For old blue and green
United as all Earth’s children
Caretakers of the garden
Destruction won’t be pardoned
We need to keep on the grass
Rain on all our parades
Stand up for nature and don’t be afraid
We are all Earth’s children
We are all Earth’s children
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COULD THIS ALL BE A DREAM ?
Lyrics by Andy Jackson
Cruising the open rainbow road,
light load just a bag full of toads
to help Mario outgrow the stereotype
That spirals down pipes on party nights
While I try to fix the wedding
With seasonal split bedding
The rain keeps changing flavour
Irrational behaviour at the behest of bees
Punished for carefree flaunting their knees
When the prince is here in full army gear
Signing baby carrots for the feral rabbits
And stealing earworms is forming bad habits
The remixamatosis has spread to the brain
the circular racetrack is claiming the chain
As Abraham Lincoln tells Hendrix to crank it
There’s five hundred people under one blanket
Hiding in castles in a sandpit falling
Into pieces
Surreality increases
Added to the thesis
Noticing a theme
Could this all be a dream?
That we cannot wake up from
Err, where has the ground gone?
Never what it seems
Loopdeloophole down the dream
Crushed hopes sprinkled on the bench coach
I’m just washing the pope with a soap on a rosary rope
no hope of sponges while Victoria’s watching
There’s still ninety thousand eggs that need scotching
The car won’t start coz the clutch has just vanished
And these chefs don’t understand my breaking badly spoke Spanish
Kicking the crystal balls round the student halls
While the pennies fall from the vestibules
With a square eye view of the deja vu
As you wear the chains of the wrecking crew
It’s oddly
Probably not Rodney
The third wheel rhymes in cockney
Bo-peep floats downstream
Could this all be a dream?
That we will not wake up from
Search for where the times gone
It’s never where you’ve been
When wandering the dream
In an astral coat that’s set to float
We need the sharks to steer the boat
All the rafters fits of laughter
Sour the happy ever after
It’s crazy
Chaining up the daisy
While all wearing paisley
Raise the self esteem
Guess it’s probably a dream
That we failed to awake from
Trident true the third prong
Unable to scream
Could this all just be a dream?
That we will never wake from
Cursing where the times gone
Short of a full team
In this never ending dream
That we forever cycle
Fork feeding the trifle
To the Dairy Queen
Loopdeloop hole down the dream
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9. |
super spectacular
05:36
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SUPER SPECTACULAR
Lyrics by Andy Jackson
Life, somewhere between hard place
And rock face we find
Divided minds all wasting time
On rejigged lines from histories crimes
Long shadows cast not up to task
Take off the mask and trendy hipster flask
Boot strapped to the trees
To grasp all the basic needs
All so thank you please
It’s super spectacular
Part of our vernacular
Slapped with a spatula
Smeared down the banister
spectacular’s super
Like a quantum computer
Planning for a future
In a scheme that will suit ya
Life, got a lot to answer for
Why are the tyrants left keeping score
When boards should be under the floor
Being kept squeaky clean not left in charge of gasoline
They’ll burn it to the ground
Even weaponise sound
To stop the profound enlightening of everything
But they don’t stand a chance, you can’t halt the advance of relentless progression
It’s super spectacular
Slides into our vernacular
Becomes cardiovascular
On the MMC challenger
So spectacular super
Like reverse paratroopers
We ascend to evolve
Through a fervent resolve
Oooooo oooooo
There’s no stopping you
Oooooo oooooo
It’s what life’s gonna do
Be super spectacular
The Pro-ist of amateurs
Blown mental capacitors
For cheat codes and canisters
So spectacular super
The Sheldon of Coopers
Theories all stringy
This realities clingy
Ooooo oooooo
Super Spectacular
Oooooo oooooo
Super Spectacular
Oooooo oooooo
It’s your responsibility as a person or persons on this planet to be as super spectacular as you can because it’s DNA baby! Coded right into your spinning ladders of evolution, you are awesome sauce on the hotdog of life, if life was a hotdog, which it isn’t, this was a terrible analogy
Super spectacular
Neck to neck with Dracula
Drain all the facts you can
From the pale nighttime man, or bat
It’s spectacularly stupid
Midnight Mass fired Cupid
While Bev claws sand frantically
Survival’s just a fantasy
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GRAND THEFT AUTOTUNE
Lyrics by Andy and Nick Jackson
MMC challenger’s cleared to land
Save your DAWs put the keys away
Member the lyrics through your pineal gland
Chipping at the tunes while we play
Package your mp3 with a bio
Why oh?
Coz the Bos boys need words or it descends to absurd quicker then Depp dumped Amber Herd
Everybody clear the room
It’s time for grand theft Autotune
Ooooo Grand Theft Autotune
Ooooo grand theft Autotune
The Big Dog’s eager always first out the gate
Sleep in, you can always sub late
Once a themes out there it’s all fair game
Climb aboard the rocket submarine train
Spoiler Alert it’s crispy amazeballs
For your ear holes
It’s happening now it’s an investment in sound
Channeled down from the clouds and we can call him Al
Podcasts recorded on zoom
A round of grand theft Autotune
Oooo grand theft Autotune
Oooo grand theft Autotune
Vocal trumpet bit
Melodies sung to the full moon
Hijacked this grand theft Autotune
So thank you very much
Comments help us stay in touch
Ice cream on the audio spoon
Sauce the grand theft Autotune
It is truly beautiful
A community so musical
Right here right now and see you soon
For a grand theft Autotune
Grand theft Autotune
Grand theft Autotune
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Cosmic Bos Lancing, UK
Cosmic Bos consists of Andy and Nick Jackson, Brothers from Brighton, UK.
Bos work with many other artists to
flesh out their unique sound, ranging from improvisation to improv squared, and normal albums too.
Cosmic Bos make a podcast too
Collaborators include: Joe Philogene, Chris Mace, Anya Louisa, TexMex Sharmen, Rough Citizen, Donny Stax and many more.
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